Monday, April 13, 2015

Beastie Boys - Egg Man


I looked out the window and seen his bald head


I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg


Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair


Launched that shot and he was caught out there


Saw the convertible driving by


Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly


He went for his to find he didn't have one


Put him in check correct with my egg gun


The egg a symbol of life


Go inside your house and bust out your wife


Pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke


The trigger I pulled his face the yoke


Reached in his pocket took all his cash


Left my man standing with an egg moustache


Suckers they come a dime a dozen


And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about


Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg


He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg


Tossed it out the window three minutes hot


Hit the Rastaman he said *bloodclot*


Which came first the chicken or the egg


I egged the chicken then I ate his leg


Riding the trains in between cars


When I pull out the station *you're gonna get yours*


Drive by eggings plaguing L.A.


*Yo they just got my little cousin ese*


Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny


It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy


People laugh it's no joke


My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yoke


*Now they got me in a cell* but I don't care


It was then that I caught catching people out there


We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back


We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back


Sam I am down with the program


Green eggs and ham Yosemite Sam


Come Halloween you know I come strapped


I throw it at a sucker K-pap


You made the mistake you judge a man by his race


You go through life with egg on your face


You woke up in

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