Beastie Boys - Car Thief

Some static started in the pool hall


In a motherfucker's face with the cue ball


Then I met this girl she tried to gank me


So I smacked her in the pocket with M.C. Plank Bee


Me and my crew out breaking windows


The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win those


Possession is half the law


I had my routines before all y'all


Your whole life is coming apart at the seams


You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines


I'm a city slicker I ain't no townie


Right now I wish I had another hash brownie


Like Ricky always said you've got to toke and pass


Or Mookie's gonna kick your fuckin' ass


You try to take what isn't yours like a God damn rat


*See personally I wouldn't want to go out like that*


I'm a writer a poet a genius I know it


I don't buy cheeba I grow it


*I'm a farmer* people always trying to get next to me


But I'm down with Jalil Donkey and Ecstasy


Smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizer


Because I had to deal with a money hungry miser


Had a caine filled Kool with my man Rush Rush


Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush


You be doing nose candy on the Bowie Coke Mirror


My girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear her


You can't deny me you always want to try me


You're just gonna get your ass kicked


Homeboy throw in the towel


Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell


The Godfather of Soul is in the belly of the beast


For smoking that dust at St. Anthony's Feast


Sometimes you've got to let someone trip on their own


shoelace before you tell them to tie their shoe


All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters


Sitting in the White House pulling their peters


Buy me cheeba from the cop down the street


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